Operation Shock and Call

This idea is great if you have access to a phone all day long, and nobody monitors your calls. If the person you want to get fired is a low level, easily replaced, piss-ant... than this method should work. Get the number to their work, and begin to call every thirty minutes. Make up a fake ex-boyfriend/girlfriend's, friend's etc. and keep making up excuses to call. Don't call them directly, but keep calling the general line... or even their bosses line. At first, they will actually try to transfer you. To avoid having any awkward moments with the person you are trying to get fired... just hang up after they try to transfer you. Make sure you block your number though, because if you don't they might actually just call the cops. Your number can be easily blocked by simply dialing *67 before you dial the number. This will block your number on the caller id as well as there bill, so there's no chance they will be able to figure out who it is!

*67 404-555-9077

Most of the time, if this person can be easily replaced, the boss would rather just fire them, than put up with the repeated calls. It might take you a week or two of calling all day long, but eventually it will work! And it will feel great! Especially because they are sitting helpless, as they watch themselves get called right out of a job! Genius!

Pro's: 1. It's easy and it costs no money.
2. It also requires very little if any confrontation.
3. It has almost no consequences if you get caught (as long as you don't say anything weird or threatening when you call... which isn't even needed. The actual calling will be enough on it's own)

Con's: 1. It requires patience, as it might take a week or two of calling all day long.
2. It probably won't work with more important positions, i.e. bosses, owners etc..

Summary: It's an effective way to get a low level employee fired in an office setting.