Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Classic Drug Bust

This is an obvious one, and a little bit risky... But you can always just plant drugs on them! Go down to your neighborhood drug dealer, buy some gonja, oxycotton, heroin etc... and stick it in their desk drawer when they're in the can. After they get back, call the boss anonymously and rat the person out. Don't worry about the guilt... remember all's fair in love and revenge! If you really want to get them back, split the drugs up into tiny bags and add a little cash... This will result in a felony and will make it look like they were intending to sell it. Then they'll be in real trouble! haha Awesome!!!

Pro's: 1. It will most likely get them fired (unless their boss is a stoner/ tweaker/ cokehead in which he might just ask the person to share)

Con's: 1. If you get caught buying the drugs you could go to jail.
2. Planting drugs on someone is probably a pretty big crime.
3. If you get caught preparing the drugs, i.e. splitting them up in little baggies, and adding cash, it will probably just look like you're the one trying to sell the drugs, and will result in you getting the felony... party foul!

Summary: A very viable but still risky option. If you already have the drugs, the risk might be worth the reward!

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