Saturday, August 29, 2009

Orders galore!

This is always a funny one. It will cost a little bit of money, but if you really want to get the person fired, it might just take this kind of dedication! Go to a bunch of websites where you can order adult magazines and adult products. Then begin to have those adult products shipped to your place of work. But make sure the address is as general as possible so that the explicit material passes by as many people as it can. For example put the address to your office but don't put the suite number so that someone has to look your enemy up and find which office their in. Some ideas for products are magazines like penthouse and playboy, and boxes of condoms and lube. These types of products are sure to offend the women in the office and hopefully the men too, and if enough of these products are shipped to the office, the man will be warned and eventually fired. Make sure that all of the stuff is in his or her name and that they can't trace it back to your credit card. It might even be especially safe to go buy the stuff with cash and personally ship it to your office. Just make sure you don't have distinguishable hand writing! You want it to look like they have been ordering it online and having it sent to the office. Even if they deny it, if enough stuff is shipped the boss will probably get tired of it, and fire them. Try it out. It will be awesome seeing their face as their secretary hands them a penthouse in disgust!


pros:
It is completely impersonal and will at a minimum make them look really bad and be a great source of office gossip for many months.

It is a great opportunity to make them look like they like really weird sexual stuff.

cons:
It could cost a pretty penny...

Summary:
This is a really effective way of getting anyone fired, regardless of position. Most companies would rather fire an executive than deal with a sexual harassment case. If you buy enough crude things, it could definitely become a sexual harassment issue. Despite the cost this is a very effective method!